the inconvenient nude

What better way to spend a lazy hung over saturday than to submerge yourself in a movie marathon. This is exactly what charlotte and I did this saturday.  I woke up around 10 a.m. because I was expecting a early birthday delivery from my sister and brother in law that was suppose to arrive at 11 a.m.  I stumbled down the stairs in search for the coffee maker.  As I fumble around the kitchen, every bump, clank, and crash is amplified to a unpleasant decibel.  I remember each and every beer I drank the night before as I struggle to do this simple task.  I think to myself, this coffee is the only cure to this uncontrollable headache.  After settling in with my wife and coffee.  We pop in The Royal Tenenbaums (which is my favorite movie) and sit back to watch the magic.  After we finished the movie, My sister calls checking in on her packages' arrival. I let her know that it has not shown up yet and she contacts the deliverer.  So as we waited, we decided to put in a documentary of Mark "gator" Rokowski that our roommate Jesse let us borrow.  This was about one of the great 80's skateboarding heros that became overwhelmed with fame and crazy with his decent from stardom.  during the film there was a particular part that was talking about how Gator would randomly become nude.  Who of coarse would knock on the door at this time, my delivery of 3 cases of beer.  A glorious present that I was so grateful for and my liver cursed the names of Sabyn and Matt.  Well, as I ask the delivery man to come inside as I signed his official papers, a scene of a nude, wild skateboarder lays on a filthy hotel bed screaming obscenities.   Charlotte scrambles for the remote to turn what looks like gay porn on the tv.  This is one of those moments that it is impossible to dodge.  Its funny that life just kind of kicks you in the crotch every once in a while.  A real swift one.  I don't know if there is any moral to this story or even a resolution but it was kind of funny or awkward, or dumb, or confusing.  some  thing to these affects, or effects which ever one is the proper grammatically .